Vick In The Dog Pound

You’re the first pick in the NFL 2001 draft and a 3 time Pro Bowl selection.  You just signed a $62 million contract with a $3 million signing bonus.  What should Michael Vick do next?  Start a dog fighting operation and call it “Bad Newz Kennels”.  What a dumb ass.  I could care less if Barry Bonds took steroids (he did).  This is much worse.  I don’t understand how you can derive pleasure from watching 2 dogs try to kill each other and bet on the outcome.  Read more about dog fighting.  Some people have too much money.  Pardon my french but that’s some fucked up shit.

Google Cookies Expire After 2 Years….

You’ve been using Google to search  for porn, right?  Did you know they keep a PREF cookie about your habits until 2038?  Well, they changed the expiration date to 2 years.  Whew, that makes you feel a little better.  At least they won’t see the other 36 years of kinky sex you’ve been devouring.  Wait!  Anytime you use Google to search it automatically renews the PREF cookie for 2 years.  What’s a poor guy supposed to do? Search for porn on Google once every 2 years.  Damn!

Maybe this will help me

I’m So Happy…

Dumb & Rich

Who said you have to be smart to be rich.  Ever heard of Doggles, Santa Mail or Antenna Balls?  Check out this guys blog that lists the Top Dumbest Online Business – That Made Millions.  There’s hope for all of us.

Save Internet Radio

I’m a huge fan of internet radio.  There are so many great niche stations out there for people to discover.  These stations might be in trouble.  I’m not going to go in to all the details.  Just head over hear and read all about it and take some action.

Even the beautiful people have problems

Have nice cleavage? Don’t take the bus!

Why is Jim Rome so popular?

I can’t stand Jim Rome and I don’t get his popularity.  He harps on the same subject over and over.  He takes long pauses when he talks.  All of his callers agree with him and that’s why they’re called clones.  Reminds me of Rush Limbaugh.  He just preaches to the choir.  He’ll get an email he doesn’t like and the tell people to stop emailing him about that subject.  Of course he brings it up over and over even though he said he doesn’t want to hear about it.  He crinkles paper into the microphone all the time.  If he says something funny I can guarantee someone will email him and say “Rome, I laughed so hard pop flew out of my nose and went all over my keyboard”.  You can tell all of his callers are reading from notes when they call in to give their take.  I must be old because when he has his yearly smack off I don’t understand half the shit his callers are talking about.  I know, I know just change the channel.  I live in a one sports channel town so sometimes I just flip him on for the hell of it.  Van Smack, pimp in the box, I’m out, etc.  The guy talks like he’s 15 years old.  Then there is the always watchable Rome getting a beat down.

Is It Just Me?

Do you ever read other blogs and feel stupid?  There are some deep thinkers out in the blogosphere.  It seems most people are talking politics and I enjoy reading their take on the subject.  You can tell some bloggers are analyzing Washington from every angle.  I realize politics affect us all but I get tired of reading about it.  I read the news daily but I don’t sit there like “The Thinker” trying to come up with a new rant about Bush, Cheney, Pelosi, Clinton, etc.  Hell, maybe I wish I was as smart as they are (or pretend to be).  I just realized I’m not a deep thinker.  I laugh at toilet jokes and still giggle if someone farts.  This blog is going to be boring because I really don’t have much to say.  Maybe I will after I read today’s news.  I leave you with a deep thought from Jack Handy.  “If you catch on fire, don’t look in the mirror because then you’ll really freak out”.

Stolen Car

I just had my 1999 Honda Civic si stolen right out of my driveway.  It was parked next to the room I was in all night.  Awake. On the computer.  I didn’t hear a thing.  They must be good.  The insurance company said they will give us a check in 30 days!  I don’t understand why they take so long.  They’ve been treating us like we did it ourselves.  Hell, they even checked our credit to see if we were low on money and desperate enough to commit insurance fraud.  The insurance lady says she’s going to talk to our neighbors about it.  I’ll bet she’s really going to ask them what kind of people we are.