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500 Pound Man Rescued

Posted by cnandl on July 18, 2007

A 500 pound man got stuck in a river after his inner tube popped.  They couldn’t use a helicopter because it wouldn’t hold him.  They were able to move him six inches at a time.  According to twincities.com: “More than 10 local, state and federal agencies assisted in the rescue. There were no estimates of the rescue’s cost Tuesday”.  Dude, eat a salad.

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